Our story starts a short bump along the road from my last post. We did our airport covid tests and received two immediate negative results. So we packed, cleaned, shopped, cleaned in a frenzy of less than 24-hours because I refused to jinx our chances beforehand.
Early the next morning we journeyed to the airport, an airport that laughed in the face of social distancing. We ate our breakfast in a jam-packed restaurant, sat down and waited in a jam packed departure lounge and then got on our plane. Which was the only place not jam packed.
Eight uneventful hours later, we landed at a jam packed JFK to repeat the process in reverse. Getting through customs was laughably the same as ever. We queued like sardines, packed tightly into our little can. No one checked our documents, vaccination records, negative lateral flow tests.
We picked up our luggage, walked straight through customs where the two TSA employs were more worried about their rapid-fire gossip than anyone passing by. We jumped into the world's most disorganised security queue that snaked and snaked and snaked again, only to have a queue jump access point for a range of families with prams who proceeded to cut in front of us.
With 10 minutes left before we boarded and 1hr, 30 minutes into our 2hr scheduled layover, we finally made it to the front. And a nice TSA man opened a new window to let our panicky asses through. But then he tussled with another TSA woman who WAS NOT IMPRESSED with the setup for her afternoon. And Paul intervened because we were bricking it and was immediately, rudely, precisely shut down. We were told to calm down whilst the queue we'd exited moved swiftly and we stayed stuck in one place.
So Paul did a thing that Paul never does. He played the kidney card, lifted his shirt and lamented: 'I need to take medicine for my health condition. Look at my scar!' He was shut down again: 'you should have prepared for this, sir...' to which I cut him off, showing our passports and telling him that OUR airline arranged OUR connection this way. I was stressed. Clearly he saw that. Because another agonisingly slow minute later, we were through. But the x-ray machine needed to be calibrated first.
We sprinted through Terminal 4 carrying a laptop and a pair of shoes in hand. Our gate, unsurprisingly, was at the end of the terminal. We walked straight onto the plane, taking a breath and a moment to gather ourselves. The flight was uneventful.
Arrival in Detroit was a reunion in waiting. Paul's not been back to the US for four years--my parents eagerly awaited our arrival. We hugged, walked to the car and took a lateral flow test perched on the bags in the trunk of the car. Negative, negative and home we went.
We went to bed, woke up to sunshine, the first sign of impending apocalypse. Bad shit never happens on a rainy day unless it's the movies.
Paul picked up his laptop for his final remote days of 2021. His colleagues continued to freak out about omicron, about the outdoor Christmas party with four people who have since tested positive. And so we took tests.
And now we're here, separated by a set of basement stairs waiting for tomorrow's PCR to confirm Paul's second bout with Covid-19. Despite three jabs. Despite previous infection.
I was joking with colleagues earlier this week that there needs to be a word for surprised but simultaneously not surprised. And this is why we need that word.
Excuse me while I panic.